~~ *GOAL* is just another word for nuthin' left to lose ~~

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Hefty Haiku

The Unknown Fat Guy
a crazy-ass mental loon
he made me do it.
(The link doesn't always work but try it anyway. If you can't link, he's the guy in the *Sasquatch* suit in the followers list. Down there on the bottom left. See him?)

One size fits all BS
Seams busting loose all over
Shopping for clothes sucks.

8 glasses a day
water water ev'rywhere
tinkled in my pants.

Drinking fruits and veg
The Monster is a new thing
my poo is now green.

My ass is too big
I spill out over the seat.
Touching you is *wrong*. :)
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You have to go read Cammy's post today. But no knock-knock jokes.

It isn't always easy but keep swimming ...

It's a choice

It\
Make and take it easy on Ourselves